A Geriatric Man of the Match Award
The Luke and Pete Show
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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Has Christmas started even earlier this year? If so, why? And what's the attraction of adult lego?
Just two of the questions that the Luke and the Pete attempt to answer on this episode, the inaugural missive of December. And while we're on the subject of the festive period now the final month of the year is upon us, one of our listeners gets in touch to recommend a Christmas reading of the 9/11 Commision Report, and do you know what, Luke might just give it a bash.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luca Pietro. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lukie Moore as we hurtle towards another Christmas period. |
| 0:11.3 | It's first December today. Holy shit. It is. It is the 1st of December. It's which means basically that me and Mark came to and Russell Meek for the last week. |
| 0:20.4 | WrestleMania. We've just come through. It's Mimus. We do 12 special shows for all of the Patreon, the Patriensons and so I spend most of December just watching wrestling which I'm absolutely fine with to build us. So you don't pre-record it all way in advance then? |
| 0:55.0 | That would require way more planning than we have. No, we do, we do sort of like do it. I'd sort of say November and to December. I spend a lot of time watching. I can't tell you what it is. That's why it's so exciting. It's like 12 little presents. It's like an Advent calendar for the Pat Patrinsons, but it doesn't cost you 120 quid. And there's only 12 rather than 24. You know what? Another kind of, you know, weird |
| 1:03.4 | development in modern life is that Advent calendars can now have 25 doors on them, which is not |
| 1:09.8 | the point of them. |
| 1:14.4 | That was never the agreement. |
| 1:15.0 | No. |
| 1:16.5 | When we had a more than... 24. The 24th was the last day, because the next day is Christmas. |
| 1:20.9 | And the last thing you need is another little chocolate or whatever it is. |
| 1:23.2 | No, exactly, yeah. It's not special on Christmas Day. You've got other things to open. |
| 1:26.5 | I was kind of... I feel like the Advent calendar should just be a little pitcher. |
| 1:31.4 | I think that should be enough. |
| 1:32.3 | I don't think it should be a chocolate. |
| 1:34.4 | Hitler. |
| 1:35.0 | Hitler. |
| 1:36.6 | The worst thing I've ever said. |
| 1:39.0 | It's like opening your presents at like 5pm on a Christmas Day, which an ex used to do. |
| 1:43.7 | It's just awful. |
| 1:44.6 | Awful, awful plan. |
| 1:46.8 | Awful family. |
| 1:48.0 | Awful stuff. |
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