This episode contains explicit language.

I've had like guys tell me like at a first day, there's like spinach right in between

your teeth.

And it was so mortifying for me.

You know?

I have a big proponent.

I will tell a total stranger that they have something stuck in their teeth.

I feel like you always want to tell people, it's a nice thing to do to tell someone.

No, I never feel any, like I'm grateful to the other person, I'm just so deeply ashamed

of myself.

This is the sportful, it's not for foodies, it's for eaters, I'm Dan Pashman.

Each week on our show, we obsess about food to learn more about people.

This week we are taking your calls, we're going to take on some food related disputes,

we're going to listen to your hot takes, we're going to solve your problems or try, at least

but I can't do that on my own, okay?

I need help.

So I've enlisted two opinionated food obsessed folks to help.

They're also two past, sportful guests, and I'm just going to say it, two leading women

of letters, two of our country's best writers, I'll say you don't have to, we have Samantha

Irby, her most recent book is Quietly Hostel, she's also a writer and producer on the

Sex and the City reboot, and just like that, coming to us from Kalamazoo, Michigan,

hey Sam.

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