Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll get football picks from Chuck Todd and Reginald the monkey,

and we'll talk some college football with Paul Thundown. But first, let's keep the sales weasels happy.

Previously on the Tony Cornhazer Show.

This is an amazing thing. It's your mistake, and you went and you fixed the mistake,

and it was just wonderful, and I'm getting charged for it. It's okay. It's your mistake. And you went and you fixed the mistake and it was just wonderful and I'm getting charged for it. It's okay. You win. Now you have wine still at the house

for you. I want that. And then I... For all the weekend, though, you have to get it now. Yes,

because you've joined our household. Okay? This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.

And happy to join the House of.

Very happy to join you.

You're a fourth kid.

Yes, you know, I'm going the other way.

I'm going to need more help.

Your kids are going to go the way of needing less help.

I'm going the other way needing more help. So there are a couple of things we have to talk about here because we can't talk about them on the show because we don't have guests for them. In other words, we have Paul Feinbam to do college football. We have Chuck Todd to make picks, so we don't have baseball and we don't have basketball.

And I just, I know this is not a political show.

And I don't have baseball and we don't have basketball.

And I just, I know this is not a political show.

And I don't want to delve too much.

I don't want to wander out of my lane.

I don't want to do it because I don't want anybody to get upset.

But I'm just going to tell you to, if you can, get a copy of the front page of the Washington Post today and look at what's left of the White House like the lot of the

White House is gone it's under construction there's a new ballroom being built

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