Fall has gotten up to rub start here in New York City. We've had cloudy days, heavy rain, and even some massive floods. But on this Saturday afternoon, the sky is clear.

The perfect weather for me to join a walking tour in the Lower East Side with a very

particular tour guide. Yes, it is me, Sammy Shade from Let's Make Up,

but please call me by my name, my government name, which is Phil.

I'm not trying to hide anything.

My fans all know my real name. I just want all of this to be totally above

board so that any awkwardness can be totally out of the way and that we can have a nice day here.

Okay, thanks. and then we can have a nice day here. Okay?

Thanks.

Phil says he was a contestant on the reality show, Let's Make Up.

I've never heard of it.

But, okay.

He says he got his nickname Sammy Shade 4, well, being shady. He also says he has a popular catchphrase.

Kator or Boer. It ended up everywhere somehow, even on t-shirts at Hot Topic.

And yes, I did try to sue the network over that, but only because they tried to sue me first.

Honestly, I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I set my skepticism aside and

laser focus on the things I do recognize.

Phil has a black lightning ball painted on his face that's very David Bowie-esque.

His t-shirt has a very recognizable pop star, one that I respect and admire, which is why I rolled out of my bed today to take a

walking tour in a city I know very well. The tour begins at a building that was

once a music venue called CBGB, a place where iconic

musicians like Blondie, Patty Smith or the Ramones performed regularly.

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