A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the U2 Concert
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2016
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
It's Phoebe's mother-freakin' birthday show (and she's holding real hard to her youth)! Plus, Joe Mande (The Kroll Show) finds god, Naomi Ekperigan (2 Dope Queens) returns to the 2DQ stage to teach The Queens what do with a shallot, and Emily Heller is burning down the house.
Featured Comedians:
Joe Mande (@JoeMande)
Naomi Ekperigan (@Blacktress)
Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller)
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| 0:00.0 | Hellen-hunt. |
| 0:01.0 | Oh my god damn thing. |
| 0:03.0 | What a voice. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh my god. |
| 0:05.0 | Everything. |
| 0:06.0 | It's just so beautiful to me. |
| 0:08.0 | Mad about you is one of my favorite sitcoms of all time. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh my god. |
| 0:12.0 | Dude, she fucking killed it in Twister. |
| 0:15.0 | It terrifies most scientists. |
| 0:17.0 | It's like, who knew? |
| 0:19.0 | Wrap a belt around you and then tie it to a fucking pole in the ground in a barn. |
| 0:24.0 | And you can be in the middle of a tornado like you always dreamed. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, it's really, it was the most accurate representation of what tornadoes are like in my opinion. |
| 0:34.0 | Another cow. |
| 0:35.0 | If you're like involved in weather, you're like a meteorologist and you listen to the Queens. |
| 0:39.0 | So much weather going on. |
| 0:41.0 | I broke your wet up. |
| 0:42.0 | Actually, I had nothing to do with it. |
| 0:43.0 | You agree with us when we say like, Twister was so accurate. |
| 0:49.0 | My sourced accurate. |
| 0:50.0 | Hashtag DJ Coward. |
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