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The Confessionals

A Funky Christmas Tale

The Confessionals

Merkel Media

Natural Sciences, Christianity, Personal Journals, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Society & Culture

4.65.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for a groovy holiday adventure like no other! In A Funky Christmas Tale, Santa Claus calls upon an unlikely team of Christmas legends and cryptid icons to save Christmas from a mysterious shadow threatening the North Pole. With reindeer and elves disappearing, suspicion falls on Dogman but not everything is as it seems. Bigfoot and the Grinch, reluctant partners at first, must overcome their differences and learn to work together to uncover the truth.

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0:00.0

Once upon a snowy Christmas Eve in the heart of a mystical forest, a gathering unlike any other was taking place.

0:22.5

This wasn't your average holiday party, it was a secret summit where the legends of Christmas

0:27.2

met the enigmatic creatures of law. The meeting was called by none other than Santa Claus himself,

0:33.4

who had a pressing issue to discuss, Christmas was in jeopardy.

0:43.6

The North Pole was a buzz with worry. A peculiar shadow had been circling Santa's workshop for weeks,

0:50.0

spooking the reindeer and scattering the elves. One by one, elves had begun to disappear,

0:56.3

and even a few reindeer had gone missing. The workshop was in chaos, and the preparations for Christmas were falling apart. Even Mrs. Claus had seen the shadow, a tall, shaggy figure

1:02.9

moving stealthily in the Arctic snow. Santa suspected it might be one of the cryptids, but he knew

1:09.2

he needed answers before jumping to conclusions.

1:11.6

Knowing he couldn't face this threat alone, Santa decided to call upon both his trusted Christmas allies and the crypt began to fall, but something dark and eerie cast a shadow overall.

1:40.3

The reindeer shook with worry, the elves had gone ast astray Santa knew the time had come to face what blocked the way

1:49.0

A chill was in the air the lights began to fade whispers in the forest spoke of plans that must be made

1:58.0

Santa called upon the ones who'd seen the strange and bold.

2:02.6

Together round the fires glow and hear what must be told.

2:08.6

The Christmas magic's fading, the bells no longer ring.

2:13.6

A mystery is growing and it's threatening everything The legends must assemble their wisdom and their might

2:21.3

To save the heart of Christmas on this dark and starless night

2:27.3

From the depths of hidden valleys to the peaks of icy hills

2:35.0

Came the ones with ancient stories and the strength to face the chills

2:40.0

Santa stood before them, his voice was calm but grave

2:44.0

He said, the season's on the brink

2:46.0

And only you can say

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