Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Hi, Griffey. How you doing?

I'm great. How are you, Kira?

Oh, I'm so good. You know, it's been a minute since I've bothered you. Oh.

So I'd love to ask. Okay. Are you on Grindr? Oh, my God. I'm not, and that's actually a

great question. So I'm not on Grindr. For those that are just joining us, I've had, like, most queer

people, quite the journey with Grindr. Currently, I'm on a hiatus.

Okay.

And I actually, I think in a handful of episodes coming up,

might submit a crime from my life that does involve Mr. Grindr.

Are you going to do it on here or the Patreon? I'm going to do it on here. I'm going to

let the world know because I'm putting myself on trial. I will be and I think part of that will be

part of the petty is professing it to the world. Did you do something? That's all I'm going to say about

that, Diane Sawyer. Yeah. It. But it'll be good, I think.

But you'll get a little update on my usage of that app.

I can't wait.

So when this episode comes out, I will be also home on the farm, which I'm really excited about.

And this time last year, you were with me there.

Tell the newbie is kind of what we did at the farm. What were the standout moments, if there were any,

if I did my job right? Being home with Griff on his farm that we've all heard so much about

was heavenly. I mean, it truly is like the boonies out there. I mean, it is a one-horse town.

To drive in is to drive out. There was nothing but a dollar general. And that's new.

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