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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.1 | It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week |
| 0:19.4 | through our daily podcast, |
| 0:25.0 | our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:27.7 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:29.9 | But I'd like to start with something funny. And I heard about this husband and wife. |
| 0:32.7 | They'd been arguing and fussing for years. |
| 0:35.5 | The wife finally got so fed up, she packed up her husband's |
| 0:39.0 | belongings and sent him out the front door. As he was leaving, she said, I hope you have a miserable, |
| 0:45.5 | depressing, frustrating life. He turned around, his face brightened up. He said, you mean, |
| 0:51.2 | you want me to stay? Say it like you mean it. |
| 0:55.7 | This is my Bible. |
| 0:57.4 | I am what it says I am. |
| 0:59.2 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:01.2 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:03.5 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:06.4 | I boldly confess. |
| 1:08.1 | My mind is alert. |
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