Totally Football Show. Today, dopey, sleepy and then grumpy, as lily whites make like snow white and taking seven at home.

Elsewhere, while Real meet a real Hazard from Belgium, Club Bruges, and Liverpool get peppered by Salzburg before it's sorted by Sala in one of the

games of the season. We round up all the big stories from the midweek matches and much,

much more in this totally football show in association with Paddy Power.

Hello, listener, and hello, if you were one of the special people, special friends, who came along to us at the South Bank Centre on Monday night. Duncan Alexander, you were there?

I was. Yeah, it was good, wasn't it?

It certainly was. I had a terrific time. Start really of a great week of football. Talking about football and also playing it. Lindsay Hooper, you've been to Austria. I have, in a non-football-related sense. I had a weekend off for once. I've done so many games that I thought, you know, go to the hills, breathe in the fresh air. Did you kind of skip along? I did.

I wore Leva Hoosen.

What? Right. Raphael Honigstein. You didn't wear Leiter Hosen? No, I didn't. I don't even know how to say it, clearly. Okay. Hey, Raffa, how you doing? Any yodeling? Yodeling. I can yoddle. I'd love to hear that. No, you wouldn't.

Rafa, Shanatova to you

Thank you James.

For the Jishni Year,

5,700. I'd love to hear that. No, you wouldn't. Raffer, Shanatova to you.

Thank you, James.

For the Gishni year.

5,780 is the year.

Have Liverpool won the league yet?

Et cetera.

That was your joke on Monday.

Duncan.

Anyway, and as I say, it was an extraordinary...

I've seen you for the last two nights doing the goals show across one of the craziest mid-weeks that I can recall. What would you say, Ralph? That's pretty good. I think the championship group stage, although I might be slightly biased, I think it's unfairly maligned often. People are saying, well, we know the results. It's always the same teams. But it was a lot of good fun.

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