We kissed as though nothing could fall, everybody.

Welcome to the Football Rumble.

Shesko rescued a point and Spurge were booed again.

It's Wednesday, 11th the fair by Marcus Speller.

I'm Jim Campbell and I'm Luke Moore.

Hello, everybody. Hello everybody, welcome to your wonderful Wednesday here at the Football Rambler.

Thanks to Friend of the Rambled Metin for giving us that intro line,

The Metin Man, delivered some David Bowie for us.

Yes, he did.

Appreciate that.

Very nice.

If you want to submit an intro line for a future episode and get an extended decision of today's show, then become a friend of the ramble on our Patreon. Don't delay. Just head to patreon.com forward slash football ramble to get involved now. And they're all our friends, aren't they? Thousands of them there aren't there. Yeah. They're all our friends. Thousands of our favorite friends. It's good to be back on the show today. I've been on since last Wednesday maybe.

That's it. And every time I missed two or three shows, just for scheduling reasons, because Rory producer Rory doesn't put me on, I always get a load of accusations that I'm somehow hiding because some other football events happened. Some of a cowardice on my part. part. And this week it was good to see you back on the show. Presumably you don't want to be on, because Arsenal won again. Right. Okay. It's not really out. Yeah. I will let you behind the curtain here, how it actually works is that we all spend the night together in a big bed. Yeah. And then in the morning, we decide who's going to be on the show. No, who doesn't fancy it. Who does fancy it? Pete decides who's been jizzed on the most. Right. And they have to be on the show. Jim. Yes. So I take full response. Graham soon as, Graham soon as would always say that I'd go home

no matter what the opposition done I'd look myself in the mirror and say what could I have done differently exactly what could I have done better you mentioned a bed you mentioned all of us here and the old banter beast Luke Moore is back on the pod I thought there was Lord banter why have I been demoted if I was stripped of my lordship because that kind of thing gets you chucked out the house of lords.

You've gone from lords of beast.

I'm now Luke, I'm now Luke back at Windsor. stripped of my lordship. Because that kind of thing gets you chucked out the house of lords.

You've gone from Lord to Beast. I'm now Luke Mountbat at Windsor. I've been stripped of all my titles. Just for saying that Pete wants to use on Marcus. And then here it goes again. Yeah. There we are. Again, I'm sorry. However, if you do become a friend of the ramble by signing up to our Patreon,

there is a sort of a weekly raffle

and the lucky winner gets to go in the bed with us.

Yeah. Again, I'm sorry, everyone. However, if you do become a friend of the Rumble by signing up to our Patreon, there is a sort of a weekly raffle and the lucky winner gets to go in the bed with us. Yeah, that's the loser. By the way, speaking of that, I'll probably see the last time I'll mention any kind of a fluvia on the show. Okay, stop. Thomas Frank hasn't been sacked. Stop, stalling until he does. We're waiting for it. Did you know that Pete announced to me once in the Luke of Pete show that he first ejaculated while playing Hero Quest?

I thought you was worth it. That was worth it. I don't really know what Hero Quest is, but I don't feel like I need to. I assume it's a computer game. computer game. It's the board game with where you, it's like, it's like, it's like worse. Yeah. That was worth it. I don't really know what Hero Quest is, but I don't feel like I need to. I assume it's a computer game.

It's the board game where you, it's like, it's like, it's like a fantasy board game, where you, you adopt a different character to go around slaying like goblins and stuff. Yeah. Anyway, goodbye, new listeners. Right, Marcus, that's got rid of all the chaff.

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