A fox in flip flops

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Another Monday, another installment of the Luke and Pete Show! In this episode we’re talking about mosquitos, 3D printed vitamins and fire poi.

Also on today’s show, Luke reveals the time he offended Pete the most and Pete has an admission to make about the film Aliens.

If that wasn’t enough to whet your appetite, there’s also an email from an anonymous listener about a dildo and a story about a fox with a passion for fashion.

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0:15.7	Welcome to the Luke and Pete Shaw. It is a Monday it is incredibly warm. I'm sweating and I'm joined by my good friend and compatriot and colleague and fuck buddy. I thought you get to say notable sweater then.
0:23.0	Notable sweater. Are you a sweaty man?
0:26.0	Not really, no I'm not, I was going to pull you up on it.
0:28.0	I'm not really. I felt like Friday, let's be absolutely clear with everyone including ourselves Friday was too hot
0:35.6	Friday was disgusting yeah yeah I mean I thought Saturday quite naughty I thought I thought it was beyond the
0:42.0	pale Saturday as well.
0:43.0	Is that because you had a hangover?
0:45.0	It was because I'm covering mosquito bites.
0:50.0	What's that about?
0:51.0	Where did they come from?
0:52.0	Do you find interesting that like some people just don't get them?
0:56.0	They just don't bother, doesn't bother some people?
0:58.0	Apparently something to do with the blood or negative they're really attracted to
1:03.6	no or negative they found that particularly delicious yeah how do they know
1:07.2	how do they know where the thing I don't this is not said enough about
1:11.4	mosquitoes how do they know exactly where to stick
1:14.9	their little beaks in is it just blood everywhere in the body I suppose there is
1:18.6	because every time you cut yourself you bleed don't you so I was thinking of them as
1:21.6	plunging into a actual vein or uttering.
1:25.0	Obviously they're not doing that, are they clearly?
1:27.0	No, it's not like a watering hole.
1:29.0	You think that they'd sort of, yeah, you think that they'd sort of be very specific about it. No, it's always so you could protect certain veins.
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