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Good morning and welcome back to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham.

You can tell it's the school holidays because the rush hour trains have been very quiet today

and loads of climate change activists are gluing themselves to all sorts of

things around the nation's capital today. We'll be crossing live to our man on the spot.

Of course, Alex Dibble coming up a little bit later on. Apparently they're going to be chanting

foul slogans causing all manner of pollution and congestion in their efforts to save the planet.

Here's my suggestion to him. If you want to glue yourself to something,

I'd be more than happy to come and watch you do so

and then leave you there for several days

and see how you like it.

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