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In local Crab Apple News, the newly appointed head of the CCIA, the Central Crab Apple Intelligence Agency, Judith Snickleberg, gave a press conference to local residents and broadcasters

to explain why she was qualified to run the CCIA.

Many residents questioned whether she should be running the intelligence agency

given that her most recent occupation was as the house mother of the Kitty Cat Petten Club

on Central Avenue.

Let's take a listen to a little bit of what director Snickleberg had to say this afternoon.

Some idiot, probably a normal person that just is dumber than a box or rocks, okay?

Asks me about videotaping.

Life with my mental disorders, I have PTSD and anxiety, both of which I got because the

Department of Defense kidnapped children of mine that I donated to science. Yeah, the very first ever

science donation got crushed by an airwoman.

That was mine.

And then the weirdos ran off with my kids while I've been published in nudie magazines and things like that.

So I don't want people, the good people, hearing exactly what I think about people like that every day to bring down the morale of our nation, I am not trying to have people just straight up going after these people.

If you know, you know.

While this reporter is no stranger to the kitty cat club, I would have to see the nude photographs in question to determine the veracity of her claims.

Those pictures can be sent directly to this reporter through his Slack channel.

We'll be back after this commercial break.

On this episode of the commercial break. Can never tell you about what this is on a phone right now some shit just went down

you can never ask you about what it is later make it two times her weekly pay checks

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