A few too many red flags

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE.

There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley!

Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees.

It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at [email protected].

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0:47.4	Together, we are the world's emergency responders. Welcome to the shore featuring the men Qernon warned you about and the liberals that Kelly and Conway would not consider marrying
1:04.8	it's the Luke and Pete Shaw I'm the Pete Donaldson part of that contingent I'm
1:09.2	enjoying Mr Luke Mer you're right Luke you're right me get out the? Get out the way. Yeah I'm good.
1:13.8	Oh yeah I don't like the way you sort of said that. He said that like the man,
1:17.1	do you ever that man on the motorway that I'm obsessed with who said put your hands on the
1:20.8	car and get ready to die.
1:23.0	Prepare to die.
1:25.0	He was one of the Attenborough's kind of...
1:28.0	Producers or director.
1:29.0	He was really posh, wasn't he?
1:30.0	He was really posh, and he was like, he was a a mad citizen's arrest old-fashioned TV guy.
1:35.0	It's just nothing like Dad's going wild.
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