A fck’n Lizard in My Pool w/ Greg Fitzsimmons

The fckry with Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week, Leslie and Lenny discuss how Leslie found a lizard in her pool. Also, Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons is on the show and shares Leslie’s early banking system as a comic and an epic heckling story you don’t want to miss. Plus, in the fckry of the week, find out how Lenny is fairing in the NYC heat while Leslie proves that we’re all going hell.

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0:00.0	What the fuck is up, everybody?
0:06.8	Welcome to The Fuckery with Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus.
0:09.2	I'm Lenny Marcus.
0:10.5	And I'm Lily Jones.
0:12.4	And this is the podcast where our mission is to keep it 100 at all times.
0:15.6	We talk about the fuckery going on the world and in our lives.
0:17.9	And we have plenty of it this week for sure.
0:20.1	But we're going to have a whole lot of fun doing it this weekend studio we got a great stand-up comedian writer and
0:24.4	producer great fitz simmons on the show oh i can't wait and we got our last segment of course the
0:29.1	fuckery of the week but let's catch up first what the fuck is up leslie let me start i couldn't get in
0:36.9	the building yes i was i can't get in the building. Yes.
0:38.1	I can't get in the building.
0:39.9	People need to understand when I'm not the one complaining and Lenny is, that's a real
0:45.3	problem.
0:46.0	That's when the problem has gotten above me.
0:48.6	We have all week to get me in this building, the building.
0:53.1	And then they got forms to fill out once you get it.
0:55.3	Like, holy shit, we're going to do this every week.
0:57.6	Remember my face.
0:58.9	How many people you look like?
1:01.0	You look like the most normal white male cisgender motherfucker ever.
1:09.9	I would be like, who is this guy?
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