A fare skipper banged to rights

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Pete’s been caught red-handed skipping train fares and Luke’s got a story about a suspicious looking sandwich being mistaken for heroin.

Also on today’s show: school nurses, a cherub getting a particularly unsavoury body graft and niche movie merchandise.

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0:00.0	Good morning, good afternoon and good evening wherever you may be.
0:09.8	Wherever you may find yourselves right now, welcome to the Luke Petio.
0:13.0	This is your Thursday edition.
0:15.7	It's like a special edition with extra extra gifts
0:21.4	that come along.
0:22.3	There is a promotional statue of Luke Moore and
0:24.9	Pete Donaldson in your package. You've got a map detailing exactly where both of us
0:30.1	live. That is the Deluxe Package for for this Thursday's Luke, Your Man,
0:33.6	is Pete Donaldson. Hello Luke. Did you enjoy your map? Did you receive your
0:36.9	figurines? I did, thank you very much and for those who have trouble finding
0:42.1	the joint midlife crisis at the center of the park, just follow
0:47.1	the free compass that you get with your map and you will see Pete Donaldson's formaldehyde
0:53.7	penis grafted onto a cherub in the fountain
0:56.6	in the middle of the park.
0:58.7	So enjoy that.
1:00.0	That is the centerpiece, if you will, of today's episode.
1:05.2	Don't miss it.
1:06.4	You can take photos, but Pete has requested very,
1:10.4	I think very reasonably, there to be no flash for the
1:13.6	topography of his grafted penis but anything else it is fine and please do keep
1:18.9	your distance social distancing is important to us and do make sure that you let everyone get a look at the centerpiece.
1:26.7	At the wanger.
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