A Family-Owned Bagel Shop

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes himself to welcoming you back to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special return guest is stand-up comedian Cameron Esposito of Take My Wife and Put Your Hands Together! They chat about what happens if the Supreme Court gets rid of Roe v. Wade, dog x-rays, and figuring out a group address to replace "guys." Paul is then joined by Jeremy Carter, Colleen Smith and Gary Anthony Williams, to improvise a story set in A Family-Owned Bagel Shop. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:01.0	Welcome, welcome, everybody.
0:09.0	Welcome to me, welcoming you.
0:13.0	Right? Why can't that be a thing?
0:16.0	A pre-welcome, if you will.
0:20.0	And if you won't, who will?
0:24.3	If not you, who?
0:25.9	If not now, when?
0:29.4	Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
0:32.2	Very congested.
0:33.7	I came back from a trip with my head clogged full of head stuff.
0:41.9	I don't know.
0:42.7	It's all in there.
0:43.8	Usually it's spread out over the entirety of your body.
0:48.1	But now it's moved all the way up into my skull.
0:52.4	I don't like it.
0:54.7	I don't like being sick because, of course, it makes me vulnerable to predators.
1:01.7	Yes, I mean the space aliens.
1:04.4	They can turn invisible.
1:07.0	They make that crazy clicking sound.
1:10.1	Do you think that they're clicking off like a number of people that they see that they're going to predate?
1:19.2	You know, you go to a club.
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