A. B.C. Listen.

A quick warning, Curly Crew.

This episode includes some old fairy tales, which are pretty gross and dark and scary sometimes.

So, if you're not in the mood for that, it might be worth listening to a different episode instead.

Now, let it begin!

Camp Short and Curly is so much fun, isn't it?

So much fun.

And I love being one of the camp counsellors,

a weekend away, staying in cabins, chatting ethics

in between obstacle courses and giant swings and flying foxes.

Hey, did you guys like my sock puppet routine at the talent show last night?

Yeah, it was very interesting.

Well, I try to have a point of difference from other sock puppeteers, and mine is that I don't use socks.

I use a big pair of tights and get my whole body completely inside them and writhe around on the ground like a snake.

Don't worry, Carl, we remember.

The image will be burnt in our brains forever.

They loved it. You're welcome, kids.

Gather around, campers.

It's time for my triennial, amazing cool book club, where I read an amazing cool book by the Roaring

Fire.

Oh, Eleanor, save me that seat near the marshmallows.

I've got a cozy blanket.

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