Just King Things is a podcast where we read the books of Stephen King in publication order.

As these are largely horror novels, they often deal with complicated and disturbing topics.

A list of content warnings is available in the episode description.

A list of content warnings is available in the episode description. Howdy, friends and neighbors, and welcome back to Just King Things, the show we read and talk about the books of Stephen King in publication order.

I'm Michael, and with me, as usual, is Cameron.

I'm watching baseball. Oh, whoa. I'm a whole book about watching baseball

well why don't you when you look a little closer at the baseball that you're watching do you see anyone

familiar it's me I'm looking at me you're are you playing baseball I'm talking to me on the phone

at the seventh game of the world series I'm talking to me on the phone.

At the seventh game of the world series.

I'm doing a lost highway during baseball.

Here I am. I'm eating cotton candy. I'm feeding cotton candy to myself through the phone.

Just shoving it through the speaker.

Yeah, it's coming right through. Nom, nom, nom, nom, num that's a good visual yeah a phone dispenses cotton candy right in your mouth yeah

there should be a little button for it yeah on on the whole phone like sketching out the next

uh uh Samsung galaxy right now marking out the next Samsung Galaxy right now

marking out the cotton candy dispenser.

It unflips.

Doing that episode of The Simpsons

with the Homer car.

Yes.

But with the phone that dispenses

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