This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. I have to warn you now,

the eyesight has actually deteriorated since I've put the eyedrops in at six. I'm now getting good vision in one eye, but very little in the other.

But luckily, I've memorized all the stories, and we've got so many from yesterday.

We've had a quick sort out of yesterday.

Honestly, there's a small rainforest here to try and get through.

So let's plow on and go through.

First of all, because Celebrity Big Brother is on, the viewers are down.

0.94.

That's nearly down a million from the January show, which is absolutely appalling. Now, whether it picks up, I don't know,

or whether you're just bored with it or you've had enough, I do not know. So down nearly a million.

Even, I notice that bit on the side, under a million people are watching it. More people look at the test card. I mean, they might as

well ditch it straight away. I don't know who does bit on the side. Is that Ryland? That's why

people are turning off in their droves. Contrary to what you might read in the press. And it

tends only to be the press for Channel 5, and it tends only to be the pieces like OK

magazine who run with it. Nobody's interested in Rylan Clark. You're really not

interested. Judging by the sort of feedback that I get, you know, and I'm, I think I'm fairly on the,

on the money with this one, to get under a million at 1120 at night when this program is supposed

to appeal to the terminally stupid. They're generally up at that time. And that's why you've,

I've seen some of the audience members in there.

They look as though they've come out of a rehab unit.

But anyway, not so good.

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