I'm Johnny Smith and I'm Richard Porter. This is Smith & Sniff a podcast in which two

friends talk about cars and this week bump-starting old ladies.

I tell what I did the other day that was really exciting. I push a jump

started at an old lady's car for her because she'd been setting a car part

listening to the radio and we were we were rigging to film with the car the

Kia EV6 which we were filming with and she sort of sawn to the

overblessed and said I feel really stupid and you look like car people and she

said I've gone and I've gone and left the radio one and now the battery's gone

and I said that the battery's a little weak because I do a lot of short

journeys and I'm going to hang on hang on hang on what car? Well guess we were

in a very leafy part of Wiltshire. She was a divorcee in maybe in her early

70s and she had a job. Would you know she was a divorcee? Well she sort of

mentioned it. Well I'll tell. I'll tell anyway yeah so what kind of

she drive? I mean it's so tempting just to go straight to jazz. It's a

Honda Jazz. Oh was it? It was. Yeah I saw. I wasn't saying jazz because it's

predictable but then just follow the absolute jazz. What was great was she she

walked over and I said oh okay and we were in like a village car park which was

fairly busy but there was like a long corridor down the middle of the

car park to a to a stri-stone wall at the end. By the way as you said that when I

was at school we used to use the word village to mean shit and so I still

can't. What you need a village? No no no like that. Now I said something was crap

so you go that's totally village and by extension somebody who was crap at

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