Hi guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. Guys, it's eight in the

morning, rise and shine, bitches. I'm sorry, that was aggressive. You woke up five minutes ago.

I did. So Kevin's like, oh, Kevin gets up earlier than me, obviously, because he has to go to work.

And I am home. And he said, I said last night, do I need to set an alarm? He's like, no, I'll set one for you, no worries.

I'm like, great. I wake up to Hallie's phone call this when I'm like, shit, I need to like leave in

five minutes. And he's like, oh, I, the alarm went off. I couldn't remember why. He's like,

I don't need to be up this early and turned it off. I would never trust a man like that. Like I just simply no, I don't care.

It's, I personally have such an anxiety about getting up at the correct time.

I hate like missing an alarm or something.

So I don't care like if we're going to like,

we're not going to the airport at 3 a.m.

And he's like, oh, I set the alarm.

I still set one as a up five minutes later just in case because I just like would never trust. It's not even a man. I just

wouldn't trust anybody. Yeah, that's valid. For me, I was just like, yeah. At the end of the day,

I know you're going to call me. Yeah. No, I mean, what is it to be worried about? It's also not like as important as like missing a fight or something. Like those kinds of things, bet you're out.

I have 12 alarm set.

But also I did heatless curls for the first time last night.

Those stock ones that literally every bitch is doing.

No, I used actually funny enough, this is,

love you Bridget, but first time ever I used her like little thing.

Oh, oh, oh, okay.

Yeah.

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