Hello. Have you ever wanted a $30 bottle of water because poor people tap water is just not good enough.

Have you ever wanted a $2,000 pizza? Because Domino's bleh, bleh,

cardboard with cheese. Well boy, do I have the tic-toc for you.

That wasn't like a joke of like for you. Anyways, I saw this tic-toc on my for you page of this person named Chef Bay,

which sounds like if you were trying to come up with the most millennial sounding chef name ever, I would think,

Chef Bay. And this is the tic-toc. I summarized it for you.

My celebrity client wants a $2,000 pizza appetizer for the dinner tonight. Let's go to Air One.

Air One, by the way, is insanely overpriced grocery store. We'll get into that in just a little bit.

I grabbed some organic figs and the entire line of the daptogenic mushroom powders because why not organic almonds and sprouted gluten-free flour blends and two of the $30 Air One waters and then some oil.

So if you're wondering, okay, well, what is a $2,000 pizza look like? I bet. I bet this would look like the most delicious pizza in the whole world.

No, it looks like if you dropped a fucking subway sandwich into a field of grass.

I want to unpack today society's obsession with rich people and rich people on tic-toc. Obviously, there's a lot that goes into it.

You think we would be annoyed by them so we wouldn't see them, but we just keep eating them up and eating their content up.

So we'll get into that right after this quick break.

Who are these refreshing new handsome faces that you see on the wall here? And why do they look so delicious?

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They are looking a little bit too dey and I'm feeling a little bit too dey because I'm lactose-int.

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Stay healthy, y'all. And I'm going to make it out of here one day.

Let's continue.

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