It was a big day for me today.

Danny, Argentina has won the World Cup.

We are the greatest soccer team in the world.

And, of course, to make my country proud,

their goalie, who got the Golden Glove Award for the best

defensive player, held it on his dick at the very biggest moment he could ever ever ever have Danny.

We're talking a bill billions of eyes on him.

Do you see this Austin? Can the audience see this?

Yeah, this is...

He holds it with two hands, Danny.

What do you think about his form and his face?

Like, give me a great time.

The face is what really sets it over the edge.

Because if he is just

the sheik in particular that's standing behind him.

This filthy rich oil baron

who he's acting like he's a devout Muslim

but you know he's flying out bit just from Instagram all the time. Real Skybree, no doubt.

Shek and everybody else could think maybe he's pretending he's opening a bottle of

champagne here. Right. Maybe he's hosing down the adoring fans of the bottle of champagne, but that stupid lip-bitey face the guy's making.

You can see his eyes are crossed.

That's what gives it away that he's making a penis motion and he's emulating

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