It was a big day for me today.

Danny, Argentina has won the World Cup.

We are the greatest soccer team in the world.

And, of course, to make my country proud, their goalie, who got the Golden Glove Award for the best defensive player, held it on his dick at the very biggest moment he could ever, ever, ever

have, Danny. We're talking a bill billions of eyes on him. Do you see this, Austin? Can the audience

see this? Yeah, this is. He holds it with two hands, Danny. What do you think about his form and his

face? Like, give me a great time. The face is what really sets it over the edge. Because if he was just holding the glove, maybe people would say

the chic in particular that's standing behind him, this filthy rich oil baron who he's acting like

he's a devout Muslim, but you know he's flying out bitches from Instagram all the time.

Real Skybri, no doubt. The chic and everybody else could think maybe he's pretending he's a devout Muslim, but you know he's flying out bitches from Instagram all the time. Real Skybri, no doubt. Sheik and everybody else could think maybe he's pretending he's opening a bottle of champagne here. Right. Maybe he's hosing down the adoring fans of the bottle of champagne. Right. But that stupid lip-bite face the guy's making, you can see his eyes are crossed. That's what gives it away that he's making a penis motion. That's right. And he's emulating jizzing all over something off screen. That's right, dude. And he will go down in history for that. And he's okay with it. That's my people. Those are the Argentinians. And I thank God for this team. And Messi is now the goat, the greatest of all

time, the greatest soccer player of all time, Danny. I'm not sold on Argentina as a soccer team

here. But let's just talk about this, Leo. In Argentina, Buenos Aires, is that the capital?

Yes. Oh, God. Things are, I mean, it's madness today,

Danny. We're talking. Is it safe to go outside at the child? I wouldn't say it's safe to go outside with a child. It's going to be basically a lot of boys and a few girls and, uh, I don't know. Things are going to go down tonight, buddy. It's going to go wild. What do you mean there's going to be a few boys and a few girls. You make it sound like there's going to be sex crimes.

You know what, Danny? I feel like anytime there's a giant party and there's really not enough. And, you know, there's really, uh, it's going to overtake the police force. Careful what you're saying here. Okay. So the police are going to be too occupied to solve crimes involving some boys. I would say there might be word of rooting. Yeah, I mean, I would, let's go, let's, you know,

maybe, So the police are going to be too occupied to solve crimes involving some boys.

I would say there might be word of grueling. Yeah. I mean, I would let's go. Let's, you know, maybe it's not going to be rape, but there might be some looting. I mean, if you want a new television tonight in Buenos Aires, it's the night to do it. Perfect. So all the Argentinians who couldn't afford Christmas gifts this year, they're in luck. Oh, they have, fuck yeah, dude.

We're getting Oculus quests for So all the Argentinians who couldn't afford Christmas gifts this year, they're in luck.

Oh, they have, fuck yeah, dude.

We're getting Oculus quests for everyone.

We're getting PlayStation 5s for the whole family.

PS5s.

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