This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. Trust you had a good weekend.

Trust you've still got a roof on your house, seeing as the wind was dreadful driving down the motorway the other day.

Oh, blimey, I tell you. I wish I'd been on skates. But there we go. The fridge turned up.

Unfortunately, she didn't skate or do anything

at all. She just knelt down and waved her arms in the air, a bit like sort of a cheap windmill,

a bit of an embarrassment, really. But there again, everything she does. James Jordan won it.

And as I'm not his biggest fan, we won't even bother mentioning any more about it. He's a professional

dancer. He's a professional dancer. What was the point of putting other people on there who weren't professional dancers?

You know, so they put on there, and God knows he's arrogant.

Oh, dear me.

Anyway, so the dancing on ice final, Gemma Collins can't stand up on the ice.

She kneels and waves her arms around in the air.

And that was, thank God, that was it.

And then she rolled over

on her back. Familiar position, I should imagine, because she spent a lot of time on her back

when she was allegedly dancing on ice. And then Philip Schofield made a very suggestive remark

about Wes Nelson. That's an amateur, an amateur. But he's managed to get sort of fairly good

scores. It's a little bit difficult to sort of kind of work out.

But the runners-up were Wes and Vanessa. Then Megan, this is the one that sort of turns up. As I say, she was in this building. If you ever saw it in real life, she's very lucky she photographs well. I'm telling it. I'd all to be rude. She's plain, plain, plain. And so every

time you see a picture of her, you just remind yourself of how much she charged on the internet.

And that's all I think about, I'm afraid. And she's posted about being honest during the

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