A Daily Show Christmas

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

The Daily Show presents a trailer for a heartwarming Christmas movie about an unlikely love connection between two people at a school board meeting. And sparks fly this holiday season when a mandatory ballot recount brings together the unlikely duo of a poll worker and a self-appointed election monitor. Plus, Santa's been borrowing money for toys for 70 years and now it's time to pay up. With kids asking for more expensive gifts, Santa (Kal Penn) and his elf (Ronny Chieng) need to find a way to pay back the bank in time to save Christmas. And, Ronny Chieng explores climate change’s impact on the holidays. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	M TV's official challenge podcast is back for another season.
0:04.0	Season 39, Battle for a new champion!
0:07.0	Yes!
0:08.0	24 contenders will compete to win their first championship.
0:12.0	They know the battle, but not the victory. So every
0:14.4	week after the episode airs come hang with us as we break down all the challenges
0:19.1	and eliminations and of course get the inside scoop on all of the drama.
0:23.8	Listen to MTV's official challenge podcast
0:26.2	on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
0:28.4	or wherever you get your podcast.
0:32.0	You're listening to Comedy Central. She was a single mom hoping for a Christmas miracle.
0:48.0	Hi, do you have time for a charity that...
0:50.0	He was a regular Joe trying to do the right thing and this Christmas they're going to find
0:56.3	love in the most magical place. How dare you teach my child about critical race theory
1:01.7	you are ruining America.
1:03.8	Ma'am!
1:05.8	Please calm down.
1:07.8	Don't tell me to calm down you woke elitist.
1:10.3	And why don't you take that mask off?
1:12.0	Take it off and face me like a male.
1:14.0	And keep it off.
1:18.0	Looks like Santa came early this year.
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