I know it's a little early, but I've already figured out my Halloween costume.

I'm going to be a mattress. I'll probably get the costume at mattress firm,

because right now if you go to mattress firm.com slash podcast and use the coupon code podcast 10,

you can get 10% off a mattress. That offer lasts until June 5th, but I won't need the mattress until

October. Call your mother. It's time you had the talk. Hope she picks up. Hope the calls not dropped.

But you. Hey, mom. What are you doing Saturday?

Nothing.

Hmm, you sure? I think so.

You're not going to, are you going to watch anything on TV?

Huh, wedding. Of course. I'm watching at one o'clock in the morning.

Does that mean you're waking up or you're not going to sleep?

I'm not going to sleep, I guess.

And how long is it? How, how, how much are you committing here? You're starting at one.

What time are you out of this thing?

It's supposed to be seven hours.

What? Oh my god.

Yeah. Oh, how many royal weddings have you watched?

Dying and chaff, William. Maybe pinched us a little bit the second one.

And of course, Harry.

Why do you watch these things?

Well, my mom was a very, she followed royal family and those two kids are only one year older to

you and me. So you feel some sort of connection to those boys?

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