A Cure for Wellness (2017)

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Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2017

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

A.Ron and Jim saw A Cure for Wellness, the ambitious but ultimately flawed psychological horror film by Gore Verbinski. It's got a lot of things going for it; a spectacular and committed cast (Mia Goth, Dane DeHaan, Jason Isaacs), great visuals, disturbing imagery galore, yet manages to build very little suspense and ultimately leads up to exactly what you think it will 30 minutes into the film. Which is a problem because you still have two hours of movie left. Ultimately, we can't recommend this film, although we think it was a worthy film making attempt. After discussing our brief non-spoiler thoughts on the movie, we discuss the trailers we saw before the feature, and then break down the twists of the film, such as they are, in the Club Bald Move exclusive spoiler section. Want those spoilers? Join the club! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.5	hey everybody Jim and a runner back with another first-run bald movie tonight we saw
0:32.3	the cure for wellness in 2007 Tonight we saw The Cure for Wellness in 2017, I don't know why I have to say it on the first run movie,
0:37.7	Gore Verbinski film starring some dude I've never seen before who could probably play a good young
0:44.4	voldemort and mea goth who is shyla boughs wife did you know that
0:50.3	shyla boofs Yeah. They're really old lady or the way to the other really the way too young girl. She's actually 24.
0:58.8	Do you fuck me? I know I know I know I know I know I felt really really disturbed during parts of this movie sure no that's
1:06.7	that is an ad that is a that's a good way to describe a lot of how I felt about this
1:12.4	very deeply disturbed okay That's a good way to describe a lot of how I felt about this.
1:12.6	Be very deeply disturbed.
1:14.2	Okay.
1:15.2	I'm interested to hear your general thoughts.
1:17.2	Yeah, well, I'm kind of interested to hear yours first.
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