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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

A Crimmins Chrimmus Carol LiVE - Part 3

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.84.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Davi & Blair Crimmins host their digital holiday party for an audience of GlowFM DAVi The ScapeGOAT fan club members only! It's A Crimmins Chrimmus Carol LiVE podcast with their favorite comfort humans, holiday carolers, & SORTA-SANTA is HERE! Part 3 features special guests; Dedrick Flynn as "Santa Deddy" who has a few Christmas Conspiracy Theories that have the whole Zoom chat's head spinning! PRiSCA, broadcasting from the North Pole, is back taking Christmas Carol song requests from the ScapeGOAT audience and serenading us into the night! And Davi tucks us in and reads us a bedtime story; 'A Die Hard Christmas'. Sweet dreams & Happy Holidays ❤️ DAVi The ScapeG.O.A.T.

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0:00.0

Happy Holidays everybody! I'm Dabi Krimins, Dabi the Skate Goat. We're calling this

0:23.0

a Krimins premise. Is Santa here? I think Santa's arrived you guys. Or is he maybe have a break?

0:30.9

Is this one of Santa's helpers? Santa Dabi? I don't know.

0:41.8

Dabi don't fall off the roof while you're talking to us, man. Yeah, I'm really

0:46.1

concerned. I don't know that I've ever zoomed with a Santa while they're in the

0:50.2

early work before. It's good to have you here Santa Dabi. How are you? Christmas

0:54.5

will be better if people stop lying. Because it's like like that. Hold like Jesus's birthday.

0:59.8

That's false. He was not a Pisces. He would have said so. Because everybody that I know

1:04.9

that's a Pisces won't shut up talking about it. So I know that's bullshit. My mom used to tell me

1:09.8

Halloween was the devil's birthday. Is it? I guess she had to make us not celebrate it good.

1:16.8

We were poor. So she would just be like, Oh, yeah, we don't celebrate that. She just couldn't afford to candy.

1:22.0

So she just like. You know, you're going to hell. If we can't pay this light bill.

1:30.0

Because we've all skittles. I also wanted to I don't think you said it so far on this group

1:37.9

meet. But like I don't think everybody realizes that Dabi was actually there at the first Christmas.

1:42.8

And the fucking man. There were no vampires at the

1:52.0

road. The big boys. Yeah, you were one of the wise men. You were the

2:02.4

use of my fucking that gave him a mustache because one of them gave him gold. I gave him a

2:06.0

mur. Yeah, you like a murder giving me wise men. But there was also a guy there was a guy.

2:13.0

There was a guy. There was a guy. Can I be the goat or am I the guy that gave

2:16.8

him her which I don't even know what that is. So why would I give it? They say it's a thought that counts.

2:21.2

But what is my? I don't know. Well, I mean Gucci be saying burr. So you can be like

2:25.4

murr when you were at the lab. Dabi just gave up. Yeah. Okay. Well, this is a debate we need to solve right now.

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