A COUPLE OF SHOTS

The Chip Chipperson Podacast

All Things Comedy

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Chip heads to Compound where Keanu tells everyone which Compound employee she used to sleep with. She refuses to discuss his pecka in the detail Chipperson wants. Anthony shines light on the Geno / Dixon saga (this was taped last week) and Chip teaches Xia how to defend herself from a punch. Chip engages in sensooal roleplay as a sexy fireman, Anthony does Foghorn Leghorn. Keanu also discusses the accidental self-shooting of an ex boyfriend.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, what's up party people?
0:02.6	What's up?
0:04.0	She been fucking fun again.
0:06.1	She been fucking fun again.
0:08.2	She been fucking fun again.
0:10.2	She been fucking fun again.
0:12.4	Fuck yeah.
0:14.4	When I was like, how much are there anyway?
0:16.0	When I was a kid, I like, I don't know, 13 years old, 12 maybe.
0:20.3	There was this neighbor girl that used to lay out in a crocheted bikini.
0:25.5	Ah.
0:26.5	And she was on the chair and I would see like,
0:28.5	I was doing it.
0:29.5	Coming out of the crochet thing.
0:32.6	Was that hot to you?
0:33.6	Yeah, I was like, fucking, what the hell?
0:35.2	I had that happen one time with a neighbor girl.
0:37.8	You did?
0:38.8	Yeah, I seen hairs coming out.
0:40.6	That's exactly what I was saying.
0:42.1	Yeah, some hairs coming out of the crib.
0:43.6	What a coincidence.
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