Good morning millennials.

millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

I hope everybody had a great gorgeous

fantabulous weekend.

And speaking of fantabulousness and fantabulosity, it is Jaqui.

Oh my God.

Hi, tourney, I wasn't expecting that I just got like so excited that I lost my breath and they choked.

So are you breathless for me?

I'm breathless. Turdi makes me breathless.

But no, I am feeling gorgeous and fantabulous. My weekend was all of those things.

That's so good. I'm feeling renewed as we head into the week. This is such an exciting week because

Turdies coming to town soon. It's the week of the Super Bowl. It's the week of the Super Bowl.

It's the week of the Turd, and I'm just like kind of prepping my life for my turdi.

Oh, you are?

Yeah, like, oh no, I changed your sheets last week, so we're good on that but I need to charge your blinds in your room

I just have like a running list of things I need to do. Yeah restock my mini fridge

The mini fridge is actually going to come into my room for bottles in the night if that's okay.

Oh, wow, she's being demoted.

Yeah, and I just feel like you didn't even need it.

I didn't need it. I enjoyed it. Or do you even use it? I didn't need it I enjoyed it. Do you even use it? It was full. There was sodas in there. No I fucked it up with some sodas

Okay, maybe I'll have to get another mini fridge then. Yeah, maybe like a little bit bigger the one you got is like a skin care fridge you could fit like three hands. Yeah, maybe like a little bit bigger. The one you got is like a skin care fridge,

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