Domestic abuse isn't funny, but my show is, Hey Babes, it's me, James, and my stand-up hour.

Sorry, I hurt your son, said my ex to my mum, is playing London at my first ever off West End

venue, Park Theatre in Finsbury Park on Saturday, the 12th of July, and listeners to a gay

and non-gay can grab a discount with the code gay 10 because I love you.

Mu-man-mo-ma-moa. That sounded gross. Book now at James Barcom. I'm also back in Edinburgh this summer

from the 30th of July to the 24th of August. You can grab tickets for both shows at my website,

James Barcom. Love you. Enjoy today's episode. Hey, Harry. Hello, mate.

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Coming up today. I want to tell my story and I want to just feel this cathartic moment of arrival.

Hello, it's a gay and a non-gay.

I'm, well, actually, let's not ruin the surprise because we have a guest who's here.

Is this a gay and non-gay in a day?

Which of us do you think is a gay and which is a non-gay, Nemo?

I said before that I thought both of you could be gay.

To be fair, at that point I was wearing a pink hoodie, an orange hat.

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