Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. So we've had the by-election.

All very well, I think. U-Kitt must be delighted. And everybody else, it's the first time in ages.

We've actually done that at the beginning of the program. Isn't it typical, though?

Everybody works all night to do it. Who gets the results? Steve Allen. You know, so we did that. We're quite happy. And now it's the weekend, so we can relax,

put our feet up, and we can celebrate, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. They can't find

any new celebrities to go out. I mean, they're that desperate on the program. Boddy Langford

said she's been asked five times, and she keeps saying, I'd rather rip my gallbladder out with a pair of tweezers, then go on something like that. And I have to agree with her.

You know, even Gemma Collins, the waste of space that is Gemma Collins. Read Katie Hopkins column today. I didn't want to read the whole column out. I just picked out certain little bits in it,

which was saying exactly the same as everybody else has been saying, what a waste of space.

She spent the whole time crying in there. You know, everybody else goes in there.

And, you know, she's just pathetic. It was just so embarrassing for a 33-year-old woman with the,

with the mental age of probably about seven, I think, because she was crying. I can't do it. I can't do it.

And you think, why did you bother going in in the first place? You were never strong. You were always the weak link in, you know, in a bunch of celebrities.

She originally, some of her interviews before, if you read some of the early ones, you realize

what a lot of old clap trap, this poor old baggage spouts. You know, I'm going in there, I'm going

to come out a stronger person, having lost weight. And what does she do? Nothing. She didn't lose any weight.

She didn't come out a stronger person. She didn't go in a strong person. She just sat in the Versace Hotel, probably stuffing her face. And then comes back, I mean, to actually have a

suitcase with Gemma written on it indicates a very low intelligence level, I think. And listening

to her talking, quite clearly, her old boyfriend, who she went out with they had lots of arguments

she threw things at him he said and quite clearly i've seen this on the program as everybody else has

i'm not not telling you anything you haven't seen that when she doesn't get her own way she throws a

straw and so that's why she's you know they should ditch her from the program let her go and do her

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