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🗓️ 31 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Serious XM Podcasts. |
| 0:10.0 | It's Dan here, and I am celebrating Halloween this week. |
| 0:14.6 | Are you celebrating? |
| 0:15.4 | How are you celebrating? |
| 0:16.4 | What candies are you eating? |
| 0:18.0 | Are you eating too much candy? |
| 0:19.5 | If not, you haven't eaten enough. |
| 0:21.7 | Now, in this week's reheat, we're going to go all the way back to 2011. Earlier this year, we celebrated our 15th anniversary, and for that, we rolled out some super, super deep old episodes from the Stone Ages of this porkful, and you all loved it. So we're going to do some more of those. In this one, I'm joined by my former co-host, Mark Garrison, to take to the phone lines to discuss all things Halloween candy with our loyal listeners. Strong opinions and multi-page documents are shared. Kid cats are eating like corn on the cob. Teaback somehow into the conversation? We're going to cover a lot of ground. Now, as always, if there's a Sporkful episode that you want us to pull out of the deep freezer |
| 0:54.9 | and reheat, I want to hear from you. |
| 0:56.8 | Send me an email or a voice memo |
| 0:58.4 | to hello at sporkful.com. |
| 1:00.6 | Tell me your name, location, |
| 1:02.3 | what episode you want to hear and why. |
| 1:04.8 | Thanks so much and enjoy. |
| 1:07.3 | This is the Sporkful. |
| 1:28.0 | This is the Sporkful. It's not for foodies, it's for eaters. I'm Dan Pashman along with Mark Garrison. |
| 1:28.6 | Hey there, Dan. |
| 1:47.0 | We're about to challenge your assumptions about consumption and drop a spork full of knowledge on you. Because we're obsessively compulsive about eating more awesomely. And because if history has taught us anything, it's that the host of food shows need a lot of catchphrases. Mark Garrison, how you doing? I'm actually more energized than I thought I would because I had this leftover honey. |
| 1:44.4 | Someone brought some, like, you know, because you know you have certain levels of honey and there's like the stuff that comes in a bear that you get at the grocery store like that. But every now and then someone will give you like a gift of fancier honey that was from a very certain crop and thing like that. So I had this like really good honey that was from New Zealand where they have a lot of amazing honey. |
| 2:02.1 | I was there for my, sorry, this was not supposed to be a pun, but I was there, I was there for my honeymoon. And we acquired some of that. And so I had that and it was actually quite tasty like that. So, yeah, a good honey boost. All right, let's go ahead and get into today's topic for mastication and rumination, |
| 2:20.6 | which is Halloween 2011. |
| 2:27.1 | Last year, we started a tradition. We're going to do a Thanksgiving show every year, |
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