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This is the story of a day where there was all this blood.

A man was walking around and blood started coming out of him everywhere.

There was so much blood that it filled up an elevator.

He went to the store and there was just blood all over the place.

People were slipping in it and they were all grossed out.

He tried to go swimming and all the sharks went nuts and bitten everybody.

He got chased by all the vampires ever.

One time the blood got a kid and a dog.

At the end of the day everyone decided they would send him to space

so that it would stop getting blood everywhere and the scariest part is...

That that man was you.

That's what he was a lady if you're a lady.

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