I'll tell you, there's one senator who's so colorful.

If you turned over a creola box and set it on fire,

just say what you'll be!

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

I hate overly colorful metaphors like Cougars hate.

By the way, before we get to this old guy, we're going to display.

I just saw the world's oldest person died again.

The world's oldest person died like a week ago.

It's like somebody's putting out a hit on him.

Yeah.

There is somebody out there with a scope and a rifle who just hates the elderly.

First, the world's second oldest person.

It's like if I croak before they do, I'm never going to get the mantle.

That's what's going on here.

This person was French and 118. So you were born in 1905? Yeah. Maths checks.

1905. Wow. God dang it. You talk about seeing a lot of change on the planet. Woo!

I mean, as you were talking about earlier, if you were born in the year 1998,

you've seen a lot of change on the planet.

Like, mind-boggling amount of change.

Yeah, I've always thought that it was, perhaps going forward later in her life, the fact that my daughter was born in 1999 will be, I don't know, be notable in some tiny insignificant way.

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