meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Shotgun Start

A coffee shop quibble and ‘the Reagan Memorial

The Shotgun Start

thefriedegg.com

Sports, Golf

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Andy is in Brendan’s neck of the woods for this episode and he is plagued by Brendan-levels of execrable wifi, so this one runs short. They begin with a rant about hipster coffee shops that open too late, as well as other breakfast cuisine retailers that maintain peculiar hours. Then it’s on to the schedule for the week, starting with the Houston Open, or the Hewlett Packard Enterprise Houston Open as it’s now known. They discuss some featured groups, Memorial Park conditions, and the hopeful return of rowdy crowds. The blueberry brigade will be back out in full force for the return of the LPGA in the Tampa area. The Schwab Cup finale and Euro Tour descent into Dubai are given a quick nod before the Wifi puts a quick end to this one, but we’re on to Friday.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm gonna demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.

0:13.6

And here we go.

0:17.0

All right, all right, all right.

0:21.1

Get to men!

0:23.9

Start your engine!

0:37.3

Greetings and welcome to a Wednesday edition of the shotgun start.

0:40.2

It is November 10th, Andy.

0:42.7

How are we doing?

0:43.7

Brendan! I'm doing good, I'm just, I'm in your city, I've been here for a while, I've been exploring where Cabin John is, I've been, you know, getting my pet peeve of coffee shops that don't open early, you know, my fill.

1:02.7

Is that, I'm here, the coffee shop thing?

1:06.7

Yeah, how early? Isn't not early enough.

1:11.2

Well, you know, I tried to go somewhere and it wasn't open, it didn't open until 8 a.m. I think it's uttered, this is like the pet peeve of all the adams in my life, is that, you know, these artisanal coffee shops, these, you know, hipsters.

1:29.2

They say, oh, we've got this great coffee, everything, and yeah, we open at 8 a.m. 8 a.m.

1:39.2

The utility of the coffee, you're a coffee shop, okay, if you own a coffee shop, if you run a coffee shop, it needs to be open at the bare minimum.

1:52.7

At 6 a.m. at bare minimum, five should be, that is appropriate time for your coffee shop to open.

2:00.7

You got a flight tomorrow, what time's your flight tomorrow? First out of 16 a.m. 6 a.m.

2:06.2

So you got to be there, what, 515, 5, 5, you know what, there's going to be no fucking coffee shops open.

2:15.2

There's a bagel shop near me that doesn't open until like 8.

2:19.2

This is a preposterous thing, it's a preposterous thing, there's a place by us that's a cinnamon roll place that we, one morning, we want to try cinnamon rolls.

2:32.2

Yeah, it's called like, cinnamon, or something, cinnamon, or I don't know what it's called, I can't remember the name, it opens at 10 a.m.

2:40.2

10 a.m. When does somebody want a cinnamon roll, they want it before?

2:45.2

No, it's like a bar that closes at like 1 p.m.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from thefriedegg.com, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of thefriedegg.com and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.