Welcome to Andy Staples on three our long national nightmare is almost over 28 hours from now.

There will be real football.

Real football played.

Not in the United States of America, but in Dublin.

Florida State, Georgia Tech, week zero.

We're so close we can taste it,

everybody. But before actual football gets played, we still have some nonsense from the offseason to take care of. And we got just getting an extra dose of the nonsense in the off season right before the

real football.

And I kind of appreciate that.

This off season was a very newsy one.

It was very just there was always something going on.

And I appreciate that we can't give way to the actual season without some more grabassery

in the offseason.

We will start with an accusation of theft.

Yes, theft.

Miami of Ohio, coach Chuck Martin was doing his coaches show on the official website for Miami of Ohio.

And I think the idea was a nice little segment about the competition to become the Red Hawks new starting kicker.

At least that's what the host was hoping for.

That's not what happened though take it away

all right special teams lost your kicker carter mcglock he's it we didn't lose him he's at albam we

know i understand we know exactly where he's at like again you media people it's all pretend like

no alabama stole our kicker they illegally they illegally recruited our they illegally recruited our kicker and stole them from us.

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