Hello and me too

Hello and welcome to like-minded friends with me

Sue the Ruffel me, Tom Allen.

Oh, were you going to?

I was going to say the wonderful Tom Allen.

Oh, I would, well, now that's my funeral, isn't it?

For working over you.

And yeah, and this twat.

And this...

That's it, start off the New Year.

There we go, New Year, say me. You know, in America, that's the worst word, me you know in America that's the worst word did you know that

sorry to any of our American listeners who were upset by that yeah they hated it they say

to what that's right they do don't they do it may It must be very confusing when they read like Royal Dahl's The Twits.

Of course.

I'm sure they must.

But...

Non-stop. I would.

I would if I was...

If I had a half chance. Yeah. I'd love to be.

Yeah, apologies to all of our American listeners. I mean I would say that our American listeners currently have more to be concerned with than two British twats saying twat.

That's right. I mean I think it was the other way around.

Any I mean...

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