A Clinton Story

Pod Damn America

Comedy

4.3 • 691 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Merry Christmas, I (Jake) read the weird political thriller novel that Hillary Clinton wrote this year and as a present to the world, am going to regurgitate it to the best of my ability while drinking with my friends Alex and Anders. Sit on my lap, it's story time and it's going to get real weird. SUPPORT CHIAPAS https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-chiapas-communities-against-attacks?utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter JAKES BIRTHDAY SHOW AT THE GUTTER NYC https://www.ticketweb.com/event/guttermouth-comedy-jake-flores-clare-the-gutter-tickets/11655815?pl=scenic MERCH poddamnamerica.bigcartel.com PATREON patreon.com/poddamnamerica

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0:00.0	Locked them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness.
0:10.0	The government gives them the drugs, bills bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law,
0:16.0	and then wants us to sing God bless America.
0:19.0	No, no, no, not God bless America.
0:21.6	God damn America that's in the Bible for killing innocent people.
0:26.6	God damn America for treating her citizens as less than human.
0:31.6	God damn America as long as she tries to act like she is tough and she is supreme.
0:43.3	Okay, um, I'm gonna bring us in on like maybe the trans-Siberian orchestra.
0:48.3	Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da da do do the problem
0:56.8	Barack Obama what the fuck is the guy in our theme song yell
1:01.3	Oh you mean that
1:02.4	Lox didn't uh yeah
1:04.7	zaped him into hopelessness there you go
1:07.0	probably shouldn't do the impression but i haven't heard it in so long i haven't thought about
1:10.7	it in all so long i just pictured't thought about it in so long.
1:11.5	I just pictured it was a guy yelling Barack Obama.
1:14.4	That's not it at all.
1:15.9	Barack Obama!
1:18.0	Get off of my law!
1:20.3	Anyway...
1:21.0	This video is to get you in trouble.
1:24.1	Several years.
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