When the Santa Claus comes around your way, I hope that he will bring,

Norge a client for your home, and then you two will sing.

You won't know what you're missing if you don't see norg. Transcribe from Hollywood,

norge a division of borg

Warner, manufacturers of America's most modern automatic and ringer washers, gas and electric

ranges, water heaters and home freezers.

Originators and world's largest manufacturers of self-defrosting refrigerators,

Norge presents the Red Skelton Radio Show. And the With Red Scout and David Rose and his orchestra,

Irene Petal, Pat McGain and Jane Tudor will be me, Rod O'Connor. And now the star of our program, the man with a station wagon physique and the convertible face,

MGM's clown, Red Skelton! The characters in our show are fictional. Any

to the person's living would be better off dead.

From the Scelton Scrapbook of satire, a story entitled,

The Little Christmas show.

Hey, look, who's coming down the street?

Oh, yes, the start of our show, Junior.

Yes, his mother's sure like she's had her hands full doesn't

yes well I'll go in to get the costumes ready.

Yeah I'll go around and round up the actors.

Now hurry junior you're not for me like that now wait a minute you're the star of the Christmas

pageant and you don't want to be late. I don't want to be in it to begin with.

That stuff is sissy stuff. Like playing with girls and stuff like that if it ever gets back in the stung patrol I'll be demoted from a stinker to a sniff

You should be proud to be in the show? Well, I'm not. I scared.

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