4.8 • 9.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2019
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Oodles of cracker jokes, festive Dolls polls, jolly songs and weird Christmas facts; and Dolly pays a snowy visit to everyone’s favourite filthy agony aunts, Joan and Jericha for their first EVER audio interview. Their top tip for Christmas? A handjob under the dining room table.
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0:00.0 | Have yourself a merry little Christmas and let your heart be light. |
0:16.0 | Welcome to the Highlo Christmas special, the last episode of the year, and in fact, good to go that way now. |
0:23.0 | Our last until April 2020 as the Highlo is going on maternity leave. |
0:28.0 | I'm having a baby! |
0:30.0 | We're recording this the day before the general election. |
0:33.0 | I know it's not coming out to after, so there will be no mention of that in this festive, fun-filled episode. |
0:39.0 | In fact, there will be no mention of anything, really, except Christmas. |
0:42.0 | And boy, do we have a treat coming up for you later in the episode. |
0:45.0 | It's filthy, and it's festive. |
0:48.0 | Get over that old out baby, it's cold outside. |
0:54.0 | If I sound a little weirier than last week's episode, Pandora and I are recording straight afterwards, |
1:00.0 | and you may remember that I was suffering from my worst hangover of 2019. |
1:04.0 | However, HRH Pandora has just applied me with Prosecco. |
1:08.0 | So... |
1:09.0 | So... |
1:10.0 | So Nash's hollow roundrunk. |
1:12.0 | So, I might be a little bit more viby in about five minutes. |
1:17.0 | And speaking of viby, I'd like to kick off with my favourite Christmas news story of all time. |
1:24.0 | And in fact, actually, I know I play a little bit fast and loose with the Hyperboleys. |
1:28.0 | I can finitively say this is my favourite news story in the history of all time. |
1:33.0 | Hyperboleys plural. |
1:35.0 | Then not be about pickled walnuts, it's disgusting. |
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