Hello Harry Potter and the Sacred Text listeners, it's Casper here, and although we can't

give you a present on Christmas Day, I wanted to read you this rolled-out poem which makes

me so happy. It's called Little Red Riding Hood and The Wolf. As soon as Wolf began to

feel that he would need a decent meal, he went to Nocton Grand Mars door, when Grandma opened

it she saw the sharp white teeth, the horrid grin, and Wolfie said, may I come in? Poor

Grandma was terrified, he's going to eat me up she cried, and she was absolutely right

here to rub in one big bite. But Grandma was small and tough, and Wolfie wailed, that's

not enough I haven't yet begun to feel that I've had a decent meal. He ran around the

kitchen yelping, I've got to have a second helping. Then added with a frightful ear,

I'm therefore going to wait right here, to Little Miss Red Riding Hood comes home from

walking in the wood. He quickly put on Grand Mars clothes of course he hadn't eaten those,

he dressed himself in coat and hat he put on shoes, and after that he even brushed and

curled his hair, then sat himself in Grand Mars chair. In came the little girl in red,

she stopped, she stared, and then she said, what great big ears you have, Grand Mars,

all the better to hear you with the Wolf replied, what great big eyes you have, Grand

Mars said Little Red Riding Hood, all the better to see you with the Wolf replied, he sat

there watching her and smile he thought, I'm going to eat this child, compared with her

old Grand-Mama, she's going to taste like caviar. Then Little Red Riding Hood said, but

Grand Mars, what a lovely great big fairy coat you have on, that's wrong, Crite Wolf,

have you forgot to tell me what big teeth I've got? Oh well, no matter what you say I'm

going to eat you anyway. The small girl smiles, one eyelid flickers, she whips a pistol

from her knickers, she aims at at the creature's head and bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

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