Well, big announcement here at New Christenum Press,

White Knights and Reviling Wives from David Edgington

and the Boniface option from Andrew Isker

are both in stock and shipping now.

Head to Newchristinempress.com to order your copies.

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And now on with the show. This episode is brought to you

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it's that time of year again, when articles lamenting the pagan origins of Christmas, held in

queue since August the 17th,

flood the feed of discernment bloggers nationwide.

When the condemnations of stodgy pastors fly like brimstone from dusty pulpits

onto the supposed Sodom of J.C. Penny's one-day-only holiday sale.

Do you see the materialist hord's church? Walk not in their counsel.

When Christmas trees and mistletoe find themselves unmasked as nothing more than the green

groves and high places of our modern idolatries. What is a simple Christian to do with such

remonstrations? Our initial recommendation would be a stiff serving of eggnog, taken in the

nearest easy chair,

carefully imbibed through the whiskers of the most resplendent Santa beard you can find.

That being accomplished, begin planning your Christmas menu, taking care to include a nice prime rib.

No, I'm not going to defend Christmas from her commonest impugnings at the keyboards of watchbloggers everywhere.

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