Hey, Slake Haders, Adam Tex-Davis here. Yes, the husband. Don't worry. Kim is fine,

and she'll be back with more Kim very soon. But I was going through the archives, and I found a story

I had recorded for a different podcast, one that features strange but true inspiring stories

for their listeners.

So I recorded this one, but it was way too hardcore for their delicate sensibilities, and they rejected it.

But Kim and I thought, you know, the Slake haters, they can handle this no problem.

In fact, they'll probably eat it up and get a couple of good laughs out of it.

So enjoy you, sickos. And we'll catch you soon on Morse location.

Okay, this is Adam Tex Davis with the John Wayne Gacy Christmas card story.

Hey there. my name is Adam Techst Davis.

For the past 30 years, I've been a mostly comedy screenwriter.

I wrote the second funniest Ryan Reynolds movie, Just Friends, which also stars Anna Farris,

Amy Smart, and Chris Klein. It's a big Christmas movie, Just Friends, which also stars Anna Farris, Amy Smart, and Chris Klein.

It's a big Christmas movie, gets played every year.

I'm also a TV producer.

I helped create the series Brain Games for the National Geographic Channel, which went on to lose an Emmy.

I also did a kid's educational show called Brainchild for Netflix, which was produced by

my company along with Farrell Williams.

Uh, and over the years, I've had the pleasure of working with some big names, uh, including

Leonardo DiCaprio, Jim Parsons, and the guy from the Warriors who says,

Warriors, come out and play.

His name is David Patrick Kelly, by the way, and he's awesome.

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