Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

I'll tell you what, man. He's a literal titan across the entire media landscape.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too, gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only

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This is Stugas, and this is Stupotty.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Welcome into another episode of Stupodity, the biggest podcast in the world. Thanks to you. Please subscribe, rate and review, unsubscribe, resubscribe, re-subscribe, re-rate, re-review. By doing that, you have made us the biggest podcast in the world. We appreciate that. We are presented by our friends over at Draft Kings. All right, Mikey A, before we explain to the audience what happened here, we're going to have Chip Kelly on UCLA won over the weekend.

It was week zero in college football.

I love that.

That means there were zero big games going on.

But UCLA at home beat Hawaii.

And I'm wondering, Mikey A, was it odd to you to see Hawaii play during the daylight hours?

Because I maintain you're not really watching Hawaii unless you're watching them at midnight on a Saturday night into Sunday morning down $570 and you're trying to chase it.

Like that's the only way.

Otherwise, you're not really watching Hawaii Rainbow football.

It wasn't jarring to you?

That's a very specific number for you to say.

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