One, two, three.

Skim the patients, yeah.

Story time Zee Dog Md!

Oh, you got to go to the hospital!

Okay, so check it out. One time in medical school,

me and Dr. Harry lived across the street from Moffat Hospital,

which is we used to call it the Death Star at UCSF.

It was like this imposing 10 story building,

and we'd done our OB rotations already,

so we knew about, I think it was the 14th floor I forget,

where they did all the OB stuff,

and the little babies came out of the little baby holes,

and all that happened, and I'm still suffering severe PTSD from that.

But it was interesting because I had a pet chameleon,

because thug life, I mean, who,

what kind of gangster does not own a true chameleon

that changes colors, a chameleon air, that's who.

And so I had this thing in a cage in my little apartment

across the munitracks from Moffat Long Hospital.

Now, it wasn't just one chameleon actually, I rounded down.

It was two chameleons, a male and female pair,

that I got from the snake shop in Berkeley across the way

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