Scared to death is explicit in every way. Please take care of all listening.

Welcome to Scared to death creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabels. I'm Dan. I am a hopped-up version of Lindsay.

Oh, Lindsay's got the coffee. Thanks for the ratings and reviews lately creeps and peepers. We've gotten a lot of new listeners lately.

Not anymore. They're going to leave. This guy can't talk.

We so appreciate you. Hope you stick around and share this with your friends and a couple of very brief announcements.

And then so much horror. Extra excited to tell my stories.

We always like the stories, but some weeks you like them a little bit more.

Is that week for both of us?

It's like when you're watching a TV show and you're like, oh my God, last week's episode was the best until two weeks later.

And then you say it all over again.

Hitting the bad magic store is the severed collection featuring gory prosthetics. Hyper realistic.

Bloody severed human parts and magnet and keychain form. I'm trying to put this little ear next to my ear.

We've got so grow. We've got to got your nose fridge magnet, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Assorted keychain options, including the listen up toe freaking way. Stop pointing at me.

Fingers ears and toes. Oh my special shout out to the beautiful custom work by visual effects artist and fan of the show.

The badass Tony Kampanga at Spellbound FX.

You guys they're like the finger has like the fingernail of the cuticle bed like it's so hyper realistic.

There's even a on couple of the samples that I got. It's like the stringy. It almost looks like a couple pieces of hair in there.

This one's great for like little kids like a bad dad joke this keychain with the thumb.

You like thumbs up and pretend you're thumb falls off.

Our kids and little four year olds will lose their minds, but like seven year olds will laugh so hard.

So you can head on over to badmeticmerch.com and grab your severed unit today limited amount available each unit's custom and unique.

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