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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

The Artem's 2 reached 252,756 miles from Earth.

Or as the New York Times helpfully put it this morning,

if you took 22 inch doxones and laid them nose to tail,

you'd need 728 million dogs to cover the distance.

If you took one of the doxoons on a brisk three mile per hour walk,

you'd need to walk for more than 84,000 hours to get there.

Man, Americans will do anything to not use the metric system.

Wow, Colbert reembracing being funny.

That's a good joke. I've never quite understood why.

Everybody thinks that's a better way to give you an idea of distance.

That's if you stacked pancakes, you'd take eight trillion pancakes.

I can't wrap my head around that.

That doesn't help me any more than miles.

Right.

More than eight. I just get dizzy. Too many pancakes. It is funny. If you lay dollar bills end to end, stretched around. We'll do anything to avoid the metric system. That's pretty funny. That is really funny. Hey, come up. Here's your latest update. We'll get to this later. What's going on with the ceasefire?

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